07-15-2002, 04:45 AM
<ul>
<li>When it comes right down to it, there isn't a more depressing place on the planet than an airport terminal smoking lounge.
<li>Needless to say, "needless to say" and "literally" are literally the two dumbest expressions of all time.
<li>I always thought the most destructive invention of the 21st century was Red Bull ... and then Dunkin Donuts unleashed the "Coffee Cake Muffin" on a startled American public. Good God. Will the madness ever end?
<li>No movie featured more people getting knocked cold by a single punch than "Midnight Run."
<li>When you hand the wedding section of a Sunday newspaper to a female, it's like tossing a chewy to a dog -- you know it will occupy them for at least 20 minutes.
</ul>
<li>When it comes right down to it, there isn't a more depressing place on the planet than an airport terminal smoking lounge.
<li>Needless to say, "needless to say" and "literally" are literally the two dumbest expressions of all time.
<li>I always thought the most destructive invention of the 21st century was Red Bull ... and then Dunkin Donuts unleashed the "Coffee Cake Muffin" on a startled American public. Good God. Will the madness ever end?
<li>No movie featured more people getting knocked cold by a single punch than "Midnight Run."
<li>When you hand the wedding section of a Sunday newspaper to a female, it's like tossing a chewy to a dog -- you know it will occupy them for at least 20 minutes.
</ul>