08-03-2002, 07:34 PM
Quote:I would go all limp and hope that someone catches me, because "Hey, free dummy!"
I love Jack Handy
If I had to guess, I'd just scream a lot and maybe flail my arms a lot
I'd still rather go like that than be trapped in a submarine or in a cave where I have lots of time to think about death.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.