I've got friends in low places..... - Or, how far will you go for a friend

[Arthur Dent]

In highschool, I used my computer to forge a report card for someone. His mom worked in the administative office of another public school, so he was able to swipe some blank report card paper. It worked for all of two weeks before she found out the truth from the school. Ended up getting him in more trouble than if he just gave the failing grades to her in the first place. But, the guy never ratted me out. Said he got it from some kid in school or something.