I've got friends in low places..... - Or, how far will you go for a friend

[Kid Afrika]

I once hung out with the ugly frigid chick while my friends had a fuck-free-for-all in my apartment. Had to buy a new comforter after that one... liquid candy doesn't wash out. My friend paid for it, but it was still a hassle.

Anyway, since then, I do my dirt all by my lonely, and keep my friends as far away from the women I date as possible.