I've got friends in low places..... - Or, how far will you go for a friend

[Spitfire]

That's awful, Polly

had this one friend that was the biggest zero of all time when it came to women. He probally couldn't even score a prostitute. Everyone we hung out with knew it as well. They used to dog him non stop because he was the last virgin in our group.

So everyone's group has one of these as well? My one friend is 25, never been laid. I think he scares chicks away...