Would you...

[Arthur Dent]

Would you let your significant other pick out your halloween costume on a bet?

Yes...it would be fun.

What if the bet involved marching in the town halloween parade? Or the big Grenwhich Village parade? What if it's an embarrassing or revealing costume?

Would you ever marry someone so they could get their green card (you're not in love)?

Is regular sex involved? Probably not.

Would you let your significant other bury you up to the neck in sand on the beach so you couldn't get up?