The actor's studio questionnaire - Your turn.

[Arthur Dent]

1) What is your favorite word?
Yes.
2) What is your least favorite word?
No
3) What turns you on?
women who say yes.
4) What turns you off?
unshaved women
5) What sound do you love?
that sudden inhale a woman makes when you touch the right spot in just the right way
6) What sound do you hate?
anything that drowns out the TV during an important piece of dialogue
7) What is your favorite curse word?
shit
8) What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Professional test driver for Car and Driver magazine.
9) What profession would you not like to participate in?
ER doctor. Can't deal with people bleeding all over the place.
10) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?
Your spot in the orgy has been reserved.