Be happy where you are - ... cuz look at this mess

[Ahlexus]

We don't sweat all year long. Where do you get this stuff from? My house was built with a fireplace.

never seeing snow? cant ski, can you? Let me guess.. you've never traveled anywhere. I can hop a plane and be in Aspen in a heartbeat.

and wouldnt you love to have a perpetual old people smell hovering around your town? Sorry, not in my neigborhood.