10-09-2002, 10:51 PM
I heardsomething today that troubled me. Were many of our TV heros gay?
I mean Yogi and Boo Boo were always together. They spent months secluded in a cave. We saw Boo Boo in more than one episode in an apron in the kitchen.
What about Snaggletooth? Always hanging around Broadway theaters, exiting stage right.
Was Scooby;s Thelma a dyke? Was Olive Oil a transvestite? I mean no curves and an adams apple and she wasn't giving Popeye or Brutus any.
How about Johny Quest and Haji? Porky Pig or Elmer Fudd? How about the square chinned Dudley Dooright? I mean a name like Dudley? Bert and Ernie shared a bedroom for gods sake.
I'm troubled here.
I mean Yogi and Boo Boo were always together. They spent months secluded in a cave. We saw Boo Boo in more than one episode in an apron in the kitchen.
What about Snaggletooth? Always hanging around Broadway theaters, exiting stage right.
Was Scooby;s Thelma a dyke? Was Olive Oil a transvestite? I mean no curves and an adams apple and she wasn't giving Popeye or Brutus any.
How about Johny Quest and Haji? Porky Pig or Elmer Fudd? How about the square chinned Dudley Dooright? I mean a name like Dudley? Bert and Ernie shared a bedroom for gods sake.
I'm troubled here.
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