Parody songs - Not a contest, but still funny...

[Ants in My Pants]

Since I'm totally, completely, hopelessly gay...

I know I'd go from fags to bitches
If Alkey don’t love me no more
And though my Asshole would be empty
I would still be a whore

My ass may still be torn and tattered
But in my heart I'd be a king
Your gash is all that ever mattered
It's everything

So open your legs and you'll open the door
To the normal life I'm hoping for
Suck me and fuck me and tell me you're my little whore

Must I forever be a homo
Whose hetero dreams will not come true?
Or will I go from fags to bitches?
My fate is up to you



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