CDIH - The Movie - Who would you cast?

[The Jays]

Suzie – Vanessa Lengies
Gonzo – Artie Lange
Sleeper- Ashton Kutcher
Gooch – Crazy Cabbie
Alkey – Colin Farrell
Silera – Ali Larter
Arpi – William Dafoe
Dru – Christina Ricci
Black Laz - Sean P. Diddy Combs
Weird – Kevin Smith
Danked – Jason Mewes
Galt – Bradley Whitford
HedCold – Casey Affleck
CrackHitler- Joaquin Phoenix
KidA – Faizon Love
Keyser – Matt LaBlanc
WBK- Giovanni Ribisi
QuickStop- Shia LaBeouf
Hybrid- James Kirk
Goatweed- Guy Pearce
The Jays- Devon Sawa

And, Introducing

The GMANN as Himself!!!