10-23-2002, 01:15 PM
Quote:Masturbating stops once you have children. You're either way too tired, or just that you NEVER have a free moment, and when you do, you're so tired, you pass out. Sorry for the grim reality check moment.
Note to all, please ignore this fact. There is no merit to this statement. It just isn't true. There is a high probability if you have children you are also married. If you are married, you are not getting anywhere's near enough. Therfore you are spanking it.
And VG, thanks for the offer. :loveya:
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