Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

[GonzoStyle]

Black kid is in the kitchen with his mom. She is making cookies and accidently spills flour on the kid.

Black kid - Momma, look, look I'm white.

The mother is outraged and smacks the kid and tells him to go and tell his dad what he just said.

Black kid - Daddy, momma spilled flour on me and look, I'm white.

The dad is outraged and spanks the shit out of the kid. Then he tells him to go upstairs and tell hin grandfather what he just said.

Black kid - grampa, momma spilt flour on me and mommy and daddy hit me cause I said I am white.

Grandfather - well deservingly so, my boy. Now what did you learn from all this?

Black kid - Well, I learned that I been white for 5 minutes and I hate you fuckin niggers already.