Things you never done

[FAST FREDDY]

I never have eaten beans (of any kind). I NEVER will.

I have never fucked a friends girl.

I have never raped a canadien.

Ive never befriended a russian.

I have never tortured an animal.

I have never had sex with an animal.

I have never had sex with a fish.

I have never jerked off while thinking of fish.

I have never fucked a family member.

I have never freebased.

I have never eaten a flowing box.

I have never driven an 18 wheeler.

I have never expressed my strong feelings of love for Dig.

I have never poked anyone with stick.

I have never looked at a mans hairy ass and thought to myself "Thats for me!".






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