Who wants to get with me ...

[Rape Fantasizer]

HAHA, apparently I have never told you my skiing horror stories. Everytime I went, something worse than the time before happened. It just isn't my thing. The worst had to be when I skied over a patch of ice and was going too fast for my taste, and still had yet to learn stopping techniques. So I just yelled really loud for everyone to move. They didn't and I ended up skiing into the line of people waiting to get onto the chair lift. I hung out inside the rest of the day.