Strip clubs - Don't go without your own girl

[Keyser Soze]

Ha. Jon thinks he's Keyser or something.

summer of 98, i was DJing in my buddys strip bar. i was banging one of the dancers there, she calls me one day and says she wants to bring her friend over next time. we get a place down in sea bright off the beach. i nailed them at least 5 times that night and hit the other one in the morning while the other one was sleeping. 2 smoking blondes, fucking nymphos.

i can't stand strip clubs now though. i had my fill of them that summer. too much teasing and no payoff. my pimphand was strong when i worked in one but i have yet to bring one home as a customer, which i rarely am these days.