Handless masturbation

[AdolescentMasturbator]

stickysituation2: have you ever masturbaed without using your hands?
stickysituation2: ive found the perfect technique thats way better than using your hand
The Clear Stuff: what?
*** Auto-response sent to The Clear Stuff: I am currently away from the computer.
The Clear Stuff: how is it possible?
stickysituation2: get a towel
stickysituation2: wrap it around
stickysituation2: simulate as a vagina
stickysituation2: and bang away
stickysituation2: and you dont have to worry about getting a tissue
stickysituation2: its a win-win situation all around
The Clear Stuff: does it feel like a real vagina?
stickysituation2: nah
stickysituation2: but its way better than normal masturbation
stickysituation2: because it stimulates the head of the penis way more
The Clear Stuff: what do you do with the towel?
stickysituation2: wash the Hell out of it
stickysituation2: i wash it in the laundry seperate from everything else
stickysituation2: and only use it for that specific purpose
The Clear Stuff: sounds risky
stickysituation2: i guess you can use several layers of toilet paper
stickysituation2: but i dont think itll feel as good
The Clear Stuff: you should post this convo on cdih
stickysituation2: done

Anyone have any better ideas?