Another contest to waste your talents on - Dent felt inspired in la.

[Arthur Dent]

Aprikarhu was tragicall murdered today. The cast of Rent was stunned today when Arpi was hit in the head by a falling sandbag while wiping up a spilled bottle of water on the stage after a disgruntled actor threw it at him because it was too warm.

Police are investigating the incident as a homicide due to the obviously cut rope and witness reports of someone shouting "Goodbye, Strokey!" from the catwalk. Unconfirmed reports indicate that the WWE wrestler <s>Triple H</s> Kevin Nash was briefly a suspect, until it was determined that he was in Louisiana at the time of the incident. Police continue to search for a suspect fitting <s>Triple H's</s> Kevin Nash's description.

Edit - Thanks, Jack. Now it's less unfunny. :lol:



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