11-08-2002, 05:25 PM
Teenweek was found dead in front of his computer today. Foul play has been ruled out and upon autopsy it was determined that he died of a stress induced heart attack. Investigators noticed that his keyboard had only 3 dirty keys, the Control Key, the C Key and the V Key. Upon interviewing friends and relatives investigators learned that Teenweek was always worried about finding a and posting a news story on his favorite message board before anyone else. They feel that the stress this caused led to the fatal heart attack experienced by Teenweek.