Today sucks balls!

[Maynard]

I'm stuck here at work and it fucking sucks. My office is close to empty. Maybe 20 people here. WTF??? Why are you making us work? FUCK YOU BITCHES!

a little diddy for all the working stiffs today....




Pumpin' 4 the Man
ween

it's a nine mile walk
from the office to the pumps
sometimes you think you're gonna drop
in the end you're filthy dirty
horny and pissed off
and before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
it's a real real bitch
to be workin' 4 the man
but shit i do it well so what the fuck
i could probly wash dishes
at some other fuckin' dump
but it's all the same to me
bustin' ass 2 make a buck

so read 'em up + stick 'em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks

it's a piss poor life
when the ladies fire u up
and then u check their oil and know you're fucked
'cuz no one wants a loser
who works for 5 an hour
smells like gas, looks like shit
works in the rain - rude as Hell

i can fix a tire like hurricane melinda
i know that i'm the best for what it's worth
so if i choose to help you
don't look like you expect it
'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth

so read 'em up + stick 'em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks