12-13-2002, 04:59 PM
We had our Holiday party yesterday. We had to pay $14.00 to attend and to bring a guest we had to pay $24.00. A glass of wine was $6.25 and a mixed drink was $6.50. No bonus, no gifts. In fact our state budget is such a mess, we'll probably all be laid off next year. 
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.