So work sucked yesterday - But santa saved the day.

[GonzoStyle]

But the highlight of my evening was when santa claus showed up. We had this guy dressed up as santa come into the store yesterday. Now it was not enough comedic genius that this guy was black but he stunk of piss and was drunk off his ass. He was scaring the shit out of the kids. The icing on the cake was when he lowered his beard and wiped the snot off his nose as he ripped a huge fart, that made me smile.

Normally we'd kick this guy out of the store but he was upsetting all the cum sucking customers who were making the night a living Hell. So we kept him around till he started asking us for money for the "santa needs a new bottle of screw top wine foundation".