So I get the mail today...

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And I get someone elses mail.

It was addressed to someone with the same apartment # and the same building number but the wrong street.

It was a letter this guy wrote to his girlfriend from jail.

The guy spends 2 lines of the letter saying how much he misses her. Then the other 2 pages telling her to send him new sneakers. He even glued a picture of them onto the letter. The funny thing is that he says he couldn't find any glue....

He wants the iverson sneakers he said.

I did get hot when he said how he masturbates to her almost every night, that was hot.

Should I bring down the letter, she only lives 2 blocks away. I opened the letter though and read it. The fucker ain't gettin out for another 6 months anyway.

It'd be funny if he got out and then killed her for not sending him the sneakers he asked for, he may think she dumped him and in a fit of jealous rage he offs her.