So I get the mail today...

[GonzoStyle]

So I didn't have to go in tonight till 9 to do inventory. I went down two blocks and figured why the fuck not. I knocked on her door, the apt # was on the envelope. This hideous beast of a woman answers the door, I ask if her name is Larissa, which is the chicks name on the letter, she says no. I sigh in relief, I ain't actually planning on doin nothing cause I dislike russian women but I was curious. So thankfully I think that wasn't her, then larissa comes.

Now I know what kind of a woman waits for some spic in jail, this fuckin sasquatch comes to the door. This was not just a hairy bitch, this was a fuckin hairy ass nasty bitch. She looked like ron jeremy from the 70's times 3. I told her I didn't look at the address and just opened the letter and felt it was important and brought it over. She thanked me and asked if I wanted coffee, she couldn't have had any blueberry coffee so I split.

Fuckin wildebeast.

I am never listening to you ass clowns again.