03-21-2003, 03:28 PM
The Toucher has been stopped.
Gonzo was found dead earlier today. Well at least part of him was. All but his penis and right hand were recovered. The pieces were cut off according to eye-witnesses, who say there was a young boy and his mother involved. The mother, who's name has been asked not to revealed. was on vacation with her son. They being Philipeno natives had never seen Brooklyn. She refused to comment further saying she was appauled and whipped out her machete and sliced the deceased hand off as it was attempted to assist the little boy in touching his "sckmel"(sp). An annyomous source has said that in fact the mother kept the pieces of the deceased body as a trophy.
Gonzo was found dead earlier today. Well at least part of him was. All but his penis and right hand were recovered. The pieces were cut off according to eye-witnesses, who say there was a young boy and his mother involved. The mother, who's name has been asked not to revealed. was on vacation with her son. They being Philipeno natives had never seen Brooklyn. She refused to comment further saying she was appauled and whipped out her machete and sliced the deceased hand off as it was attempted to assist the little boy in touching his "sckmel"(sp). An annyomous source has said that in fact the mother kept the pieces of the deceased body as a trophy.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.