03-21-2003, 03:52 PM
Tragic Suicide:
The Body of Keyser Soze was discoverd today. He killed himself with a single shot to the head. A note was found by the body explaining that the 50 year time limit he gave himself to make it big in the rock industry passed. His single room dwelling in a Union City Assisted Living Apartment gave insight as to his mania. Mirrored tile adorned every wall. Keyser was found naked in his bed, viles of Botox everywhere. As well as pictures of the female residents, Soup Soup written on their saggy breasts.
The Body of Keyser Soze was discoverd today. He killed himself with a single shot to the head. A note was found by the body explaining that the 50 year time limit he gave himself to make it big in the rock industry passed. His single room dwelling in a Union City Assisted Living Apartment gave insight as to his mania. Mirrored tile adorned every wall. Keyser was found naked in his bed, viles of Botox everywhere. As well as pictures of the female residents, Soup Soup written on their saggy breasts.