Get on the bus you Fuck-tards - the tart cart is back with a vengence!

[Lord Magus]

Is that what they call the hooker cruise you told me about? Are you working next friday on the boat? I got some friends that want the roto-rooter treatment.

Yeah... "friends" you say?
Who do you think you're foolin'? We ALL know you just want CRX to pipe-snake your sphincter!!