Zootybang appreciation post - Feel the power drawing you to read this

[Zootybang]

Seeing as how we've been inundated with retarded "In this thread...." posts lately, I thought I'd throw out a thread on a subject that magically binds us together. If I may, the very fiber of this message board.
Namely, me.
I'll get this thing kicked off, and you guys can just follow suit and let nature take It's course. For starters;

Zootybang Is probably the coolest person on earth. Now, you all post your amusing anectdotes on how I've affected your life In a positive way, however small It might seem.
Please, discuss and comiserate.