Write Jack a song!

[IrishAlkey]

This is a song I wrote for Jack.

I hope he likes it.

Every bite you take
Every cake you bake
Every scale you break
Every Hostess cupcake

Weight Watcher's is for you

Every time you say
The diet starts today
Then we catch you one day
At the free buffet

Weight Watcher's is for you

Why can't you see
Past your fat belly
How your huge heart aches from your calorie intake

Every piece of steak
Every twinkie from Drake
Every diet you fake
Every Jenny named Craig

Weight watcher's is for you

Since you've gone you should see the waiter's face
The chef's asleep and there's no food in the place
You ate so fast that they swore it was a race
The dishes fell then you were gone without a trace
They were crying fatty, fatty leave

(or)

Cinnabuns, I must have dropped them while I raced
To the Ice Cream truck, couldn't keep up pace
I looked around but they'll have to be replaced
I would have called but he said he wanted space
He blocked my number damned caller id!

Every Riki Lake
Every chocolate shake
Every frosted flake
Every earth you quake

Weight Watcher's is for you