Write Jack a song!

[IrishAlkey]

Silera and I wrote Baker a song.

Enjoy.




Next time your round, double chin scrapes the ground
Just look around, and we'll put you down

Just what makes those 40 waist pants
Think they'll cover up that roll of fat
Anyone knows that it can't
Cover that roll of fat

But he's got no hope, he's got no hope
He'll get high, then he'll cry and lose all hope

So any time you're gettin' low
'stead of eat mo'
Just remember those pants
Oops there goes another fat guy in shants

When posters call, and your back's to the wall
Just lean into it, that wall will fall

Once there was this honey-glazed ham
Thought you'd eat it with your bare hands
The people who watched ran
You kept eatin' that ham

'cause he's got no hope, he's got no hope
He's got warm apple pie in his eye hopes

So any time you're feelin' sad
'stead of feelin' bad
Just remember that ham
Oops there goes another heart attack, Damn

Your problems, fat and alone in your room
They'll cause you to crack soon
You're bound to shoot cops
Oops there goes another Paxil kerplop



Edited By IrishAlkey on 1053984154