because i am gay and you are boring, A CONTEST!

[PatCooper]

He walk's into Blockbuster and braces self for the sonic assault. Soon he hears the sounds of the Blockbuster “advertainment” system, an audiovisual collage of Blockbuster gimmicks, self-promotions, bad music, and trailers from overhyped movies. Gets behind the counter and robotically greets the first customer he sees with that patented Blockbuster “hello” – a special kind of hello that means “Welcome to our store, since I won’t have much time for you once you’re in here, I better say something now to maintain the illusion of customer service.”



Edited By PatCooper on 1054939803