because i am gay and you are boring, A CONTEST!

[GonzoStyle]

my favorite actually is:

hey where can i find the pianist?

against the wall under "P"

which wall?

there are only 3 walls, a starts here so it's over there.

oh, its in alphabetical order?

yes.

so P is where?

between O and Q

hahahaha, no really?

It's only 26 letters dude, how hard can it be to figure out where it is?

So it's over there?

Yeah.

thanks, i'll try and find it.

yeah it's all rented out by the way, thanks.