Kick the Baby! - Come in and play

[Grumpy]

puh-leaaasseeee little man. Hitting me on the head with a rubber dildo has about the same effect as tryin to bang you sister. You kinda feel something but not really much there except some old rotted plastic and a tap when it finally reaches rock bottom. Not a whole lot of fun either unless you're into wasting time with playing with lifeless objects that just lay there.

::takes out a steel pipe and cracks hybrid over the head with it making him bleed like a pig::

Thats how you hurt people. Now get on your knees and squeel boy! SQQQQUUUUEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!

::takes out banjo and starts to play "dueling banjos" theme from Deliverance::