Not a question, or poll, I am still at a loss.

[GonzoStyle]

So we're chillin at sleepers bitch pad yesterday, sleepers laid out on his bed like denrio in taxi driver, while he narrates the "here is a man who would not take it" monolouge.

So I find some hand lotion in his kitchen and ask, so thats where you masturbate at.

He says no, turns out slipper waxes his gabagatz in the bathroom while standing over the toilet.

Now if you saw his bathroom you'd have enough material on why thats just wrong. But barring that, he claims that masturbating on your bed or elsewhere will create a mess. So I guess no one taught poor little Travis how to masturbate. But he said that he would think its a more common occurance that men would jerk off in the bathroom and just aim in the toilet.

Guys....