Not a question, or poll, I am still at a loss.

[The Jays]

When I come over your place when you move to NYC, I am pissing in your sink and jerking off in your shower.

...common practice at the Sleeper household, along eating meals underneath the table, watching tv in the refrigerator, and using the bed to merely recline upon, and reserving the act of sleeping for the bathtub....