Not a question, or poll, I am still at a loss.

[Keyser Soze]

i wash my sheets every 2 weeks so this isnt an issue for me (more often after a particularly messy sexual encounter). i've never jerked off on a toilet, its not really conducive to getting me hard when im on a toilet. i get off in bed or in the shower. i wouldnt piss in a shower though cause no matter how much water you run, that urine smell lingers.