Cool things you learned from tv

[IkeaBoy]

Dent,
I think everyone learned how to do an emergency trachiotamy with a pen knife and a ball point pen because of that show,
I just haven't been able to put it to good use yet.

You don't wait for the opportunity, you MAKE the opportunity happen. And yes, I remember that episode as well.

I also learned from that series that you can turn a dead baby into a chicken.

I learned that there are no black people in New York.
I learned that if life had cut scenes, we'd all be having a lot more sex.
I learned that book editors get the most pussy EVER!!