Booty Calls

[Keyser Soze]

just to preface this, she asked the whole chatroom before she IMed me.....

Uhad2much2fast has entered the room.
SoupSoupAD: hey trish
stickysituation2: hey
SoupSoupAD: hey suzie
Uhad2much2fast: ahem
JoShRoBoT v 5 has entered the room.
Uhad2much2fast: anything you want to say to me?
SoupSoupAD: hey jayz
SoupSoupAD: ummm, hi
SoupSoupAD: oh look at that
SoupSoupAD: happy birthday!
JoShRoBoT v 5: yo
triciaj76: hi
LZMF1 has entered the room.
triciaj76: happy birthday
Uhad2much2fast: T'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
SoupSoupAD: HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Uhad2much2fast: THAT'S RIGHT BEAtch
Uhad2much2fast: too drunk too chat]
SoupSoupAD: BEACH!
Uhad2much2fast: must get laid
SoupSoupAD: come on over
Uhad2much2fast: good night
GodIheads Lament has entered the room.
SoupSoupAD: nite
LZMF1 has left the room.
Uhad2much2fast: need dick in queens
SoupSoupAD: hey gomes
SoupSoupAD: queens dont fuck women
SoupSoupAD: they're into men
Uhad2much2fast: forget you then
SoupSoupAD: im not a queen
Uhad2much2fast: will you come to the borogh
SoupSoupAD: sure
Uhad2much2fast: hurry getting late
SoupSoupAD: queens midtown tunnel is only 20 mins away
Uhad2much2fast: come nbow b4 me sober
triciaj76: it's only 2 minutes away from me
SoupSoupAD: i woundnt fuck me sober either