A Price on Taking it in the Ass?

[Sir O]

i think roses would be a start

That reminds me of a little story...

A man goes to the proctologist, complaining of pains in his ass. Doc says "ok let's have a look" and the man assumes the position. He straps on his gloves and begins the examination, and immediately pulls a rose out of the patient's ass.

"Wow, I can see why you were in pain."

"Yeah, in hindsight, I should've used carnations."

The doctor shrugs, and resumes his inspection. He discovers a second rose, then a third, and so on, until a dozen long stem roses have been successfully removed from his patient's ass. He says, "I may be overstepping my bounds as a physician, but I have to ask, what were you doing with a dozen roses in your ass?"

The patient turns his head, he smiles and says, "I guess you haven't found the card I wrote you."





Ok yeah, that sucked...