08-05-2003, 07:50 PM
A razor is a device which costs about as much as a slightly used Geo Metro with at minimum 37 blades which you then use to make sticky places on your face so the little squares of toilet paper have something to adhere to.
Actually, Gillette is (no lie) coming out with a four-blade razor called the 'Quattro' which I believe is Italian for 'expensive'.
Actually, Gillette is (no lie) coming out with a four-blade razor called the 'Quattro' which I believe is Italian for 'expensive'.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.