Did you ever........

[diceisgod]

One time I was at a house party of one of my mother's friends. There were like 50 people there. I was pretty young at the time and I was out playing with the other kids. So I felt this monster wet shit coming on. I worked my way through the crowd and went to the bathroom. Things were really getting anxious and I could feel the shit getting ready to explode out of my ass.

I finally reach the bathroom and in one fell swoop I slam the bathroom door shut, whip down my pants, flick on the light, sit down on the toilet and let her rip. Problem: I was in such a hurry I didn't even look to see that the fucking toilet lid was down. Shit was fucking everywhere. I was in that bathrrom for a fucking hour scared to death, wiping shit off my legs, back, the walls, and the fuzzy toilet seat cover that was on the lid. I told noone but someone must have known something bad happened in there. The toilet paper was full when i got in there but there was barely any left when I finally got out. It truly does happen.