Wisdom from the throne

[Lord Magus]

As Al Bundy would often say, a man thinks best on the porcelain with a TV guide in hand.. what wisdom or insight has nature's call brought to you.

For me.. as my eyes teared and my nostrils burned, I realized that Taco Bell might not be the best choice for a steady diet.. But the environmentalists said they'ld be removing the biohazard bubble from my house in a few days, once they finished analyzing the contents of the septic tank...