09-15-2003, 04:37 AM
Comerades!
As you know, it is hayfever season.
I drip snot and I cannot hear all day.
Tiny crumbs of toilet paper stick in my eyelashes and hair from blowing my nose explosively (I have exhausted the civilized Kleenex supply).
But Allah looked down at me and smiled tonight when I found a little brand new tin of Vicks VapoRub in my medicine cabinet.
And again, forty minutes later, when I got the lid off.
And yet again,when two Tavist D Nighttime capsules magically appeared in a place no antihistamines should ever have been.
I have thoroughly greased my nostrils and one of them now admits air.
I am going off to sleepyhouse to dream happy dreams of you all.
Edited By Splatterpunk on 1063600732
As you know, it is hayfever season.
I drip snot and I cannot hear all day.
Tiny crumbs of toilet paper stick in my eyelashes and hair from blowing my nose explosively (I have exhausted the civilized Kleenex supply).
But Allah looked down at me and smiled tonight when I found a little brand new tin of Vicks VapoRub in my medicine cabinet.
And again, forty minutes later, when I got the lid off.
And yet again,when two Tavist D Nighttime capsules magically appeared in a place no antihistamines should ever have been.
I have thoroughly greased my nostrils and one of them now admits air.
I am going off to sleepyhouse to dream happy dreams of you all.
Edited By Splatterpunk on 1063600732