For those who know their kid is going to be a tard

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Stick a rusty 1" drill bit in your snatch, attatch a power cable from a lamp and plug it into the nearest wall socket while standing in a puddle of water. If that doesnt work jump off the roof of a house and land on a pickit fence with your legs spread wide open. They will just end up at the local mcdonalds serving me food that has been drooled on and french fries that have been half eaten.