I saw a negro today

[Suzie]

when are you going to post pictures of the party?

I look horrible in photographs, esecpially when I'm wasted. when I smile my eyes disappear and my lips take over my face.

Having said that, here's a few gems:
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My impression of F N's backpack (subtitled: who looks like a Moron now?!):
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Many drinks later:
S: Becky, Becky, you have to take a pic with me!
B: We already did, hours ago
S: NO!! I don't remember that! Couldn't be!
B: You're such a sloppy drunk.



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