It's time for a good old fashioned...

[McBourbon]

What the fuck? I was leaving...

::Pulls up from staples like Gulliver form the Lilliputian bondage and then goes after Ladi on her way out::
::Pins Ladi against the wall and performs a "Farmer's Blow" into her face to clear his nose of peanuts::
::Takes a chainsaw to her breasts and then wears the left one as a yamulke while dancing some Jewish dance he saw at some classmate's Bar Mitzvah when he was a kid::
::Finishes dance as Ladi recovers from shock and smacks her silly with an Igloo cooler which holds a case of beer which will be shared with anyone who helps to destroy Ladi::
::Drinks first beer as Ladi lays unconcious on the ground::