Which is the better moment?

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Finally releasing a wicked piss after holding it in for over 8 hrs.

Finally taking a nice dump after holding it for over 8 hrs.


Finally having sex.


Or truimphing over the amazing feat that is grumpy's mom.


Im going to say finally taking a dump after holding it for so long. Because, no matter how hard i try...i just cant not piss when i push a fecal rocket out. You can get someone to help clean out your ass with some dirty shop rags and that would definately lead to sex. Most likely the only one who would help you clean your ass would be grumpys mom. If its messy enough she will get really tired and then you can violate her as you wish. THUS...just taking the dump could lead to the pleasure of all the above.

AND YOU PEOPLE THINK IM NOT SMART