post funny AIM conversations

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PatrickFnBateman: can you play that song that goes waaa kaa kaaa?
wjmf887: by who
PatrickFnBateman: It's like a guy who sings it
wjmf887: that helps alot
PatrickFnBateman: there's a guitar and then wakka kaaa kaaaaa
wjmf887: ok buddy
PatrickFnBateman: something something envy you......
PatrickFnBateman: come on! hook me up
wjmf887: no idea what song it is
PatrickFnBateman: I'm so high right now and my baby mamma wants to hear it
PatrickFnBateman: you play it all the time, yo
wjmf887: sorry we dont play rap
PatrickFnBateman: Who said it was rap?
PatrickFnBateman: what cuz I type like that I'm black and only like rap?
wjmf887: unless u tell me the name of the song I cant help u out pal
PatrickFnBateman: what kind of shit is that?
PatrickFnBateman: That kind of biggoted shit is that
PatrickFnBateman: you guys never know any songs
wjmf887: keep listenin we'll hook u up
PatrickFnBateman: How can you not know that song
PatrickFnBateman: they play like two other tuns you guys always play
wjmf887: if u call up and sing the song we'll put u on the air
PatrickFnBateman: I can't sing. I have shrunken vocal cords
PatrickFnBateman: wanna wanna waaaaah!