post funny AIM conversations

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OApoll [6:08 PM]: too late now, I PM drier than a desert.
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: plz hunny
OApoll [6:08 PM]: it's late
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: just 1 more time
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: plz
OApoll [6:08 PM]: my daddy is gonna come it and he'll beat me like he always does.
OApoll [6:08 PM]: I have to go
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: ok hun
OApoll [6:08 PM]: nite
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: u promise ull send tomorrow?
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: ill get ur really wet huny
OApoll [6:09 PM]: we'll see how naughty you are. now bye before my daddy comes in and hits me again like last night.
OApoll [6:09 PM]: ok baby
OApoll [6:09 PM]: nite
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: ill beat ur dads ass he touches u
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: swet drePMs
OApoll [6:09 PM]: thanks
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: uh huh bye babe
OApoll [6:09 PM]: OH NO HE'S COMING!!!!!!
OApoll [6:09 PM]: bye
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: bye

Pure genius. Can't wait till the deed is done.