post funny AIM conversations

[Hawt Baux]

TheMojoPin: I'm sashaying.
Hawt Baux: that's too sexy
Hawt Baux: keep on sashaying
Hawt Baux: im going to grab the camera
TheMojoPin: I might break a hip, so hurry!
Hawt Baux: I'm doing this for artistic reasons
TheMojoPin: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!!!
TheMojoPin: I've been scarred before.
Hawt Baux: Until you walk out of the liquor store and see your half naked ass on a telephone pole?
TheMojoPin: That's a favor for the pole.
Hawt Baux: so is you grinding on it right?
Hawt Baux: these are all just "favors"
Hawt Baux: there's no film in this camera
Hawt Baux: I've been duped!
TheMojoPin: YOU'VE been duped?
TheMojoPin: I'VE been used.
Hawt Baux: We're in this together
Hawt Baux: but i'll be the first to call shenanigans!
TheMojoPin: No, you're on your own.
TheMojoPin: MY photos aren't on the web!
TheMojoPin: Oh, SNAP!
Hawt Baux: that's not nice
Hawt Baux: They're not?
Hawt Baux: now i call shenanigans!
Hawt Baux: I've seen you on those Voyuer sites
TheMojoPin: You paid for them?
Hawt Baux: Through Amy
Hawt Baux: she's not really an angel
Hawt Baux: she lies
TheMojoPin: I feel used again.
Hawt Baux: I'm gonna make you a star baby
Hawt Baux: birght lights!
Hawt Baux: headlines!
Hawt Baux: free cooch!
TheMojoPin: Free?
TheMojoPin: No more payment?
Hawt Baux: semi-used but still gooder!
Hawt Baux: we'll have to discuss all these terms of services with Ebay
Hawt Baux: but im sure they won't have a problem
TheMojoPin: I'm very valuable.
Hawt Baux: we'll set your price high
Hawt Baux: no direct eye contact if you offer under $10
Hawt Baux: and if you don't provide your necessities
TheMojoPin: What'll that get me?!
Hawt Baux: Red Stripe and a Hustler magazine
TheMojoPin: I'M SOLD.